Computing Requests:
Hobbies:
Perl abuse.
Ritual sacrifice of UNIX user processes.
Entropy abatement (hint: this is what you have to do to a Windows(tm) system at least once a week for best results.)
Haiku:
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
"You want us to do WHAT to your system?"
"Live isentropically and prosper."